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How To Sail The Ocean With A Tiny Boat
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You Are Stupid And You Know It
A Cook Book For Idiots
coming april
Nobody Likes You
How To Survive The Apocalypse Alone
coming may


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You do you.

do you ship internationally?

We currently ship to USA only.

When will i recieve my book?

All orders will ship 4/20. Shipping takes 3-5 business days.

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We offer 30 days free returns on all orders.
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what is the meaning of life?

To punch down.

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